AirAsia offers new "Get the fuck out of here" promotion

KUALA LUMPUR--After noticing the growing discontent among the non-bumiputras in Malaysia, especially the Chinese and Indian community who do not seem to realise that they are but immigrants here, AirAsia has capitalised on it and launched the "Get the fuck out of here" promotion.

Using the slogan, "Malaysia - Now everyone can get the fuck out if they don't like it", one way tickets to countries such as China, India, New Zealand, Australia and Canada can now be purchased for only 200 ringgit, not including tax.

"If they don't like this country, then I suggest that they get the fuck out," said Eugene Mokhtar, a spokesman for AirAsia. "We're making it cheap and easy for them. If these ingrates don't like it, they should just go home."

The promotion, which runs from November 29 to March 14 next year, was received well by the pendatangs. 198,342 tickets were bought during the first 2 weeks of the promotion, and out of those 12 tickets were booked for China and 5 for India, with the rest spread out among Australia, New Zealand and Canada.

Eugene was surprised by the numbers. "I didn't know there were so many Canadians and New Zealanders in our country, or that they all look so alike," he said. "They look Chinese."

"Now that the Canadians, the Australians and the Kiwis realise they have no business being here, I hope the Chinese and Indians will follow suit and get the fuck out too," he added.

Meanwhile, Malaysia Airlines has launched a new low fare rival campaign, using the slogan "Shoo".

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