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eBay allows Cyber Black Friday shoppers to virtually trample employees online.
SAN JOSE--Online shoppers on Black Friday who miss the rush of shopping and the realistic feel of trampling employees to death under their feet don't need to worry. On eBay, their needs can be fulfilled, from clothes to shoes to electronic gadgets to homicide.

AirAsia offers new "Get the fuck out of here" promotion
KUALA LUMPUR--After noticing the growing discontent among the non-bumiputras in Malaysia, especially the Chinese and Indian community who do not seem to realise that they are but immigrants here, AirAsia has capitalised on it and launched the "Get the fuck out of here" promotion.

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