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   <pubDate>Wed, 10 Feb 2010 10:21:33 GMT</pubDate>
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    <title>Feb 10, Funny horoscopes for Feb 10, 2010</title>
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    <description>Funny horoscopes for February 10, 2010</description>
    <pubDate>Wed, 10 Feb 2010 10:21:32 GMT</pubDate>
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    <title>Jan 25, Uncyclopedia plagued by accuracies</title>
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    <description>INTERNET--The humour website Uncyclopedia, created as a parody of Wikipedia, has come under fire recently after users started noticing that the articles were plagued by accuracies.</description>
    <pubDate>Mon, 25 Jan 2010 10:05:33 GMT</pubDate>
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    <title>Jan 21, Malaysia Headlines</title>
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    <description>Helping you take life a little less seriously. </description>
    <pubDate>Thu, 21 Jan 2010 08:38:21 GMT</pubDate>
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    <title>Jan 21, High Court: Allah issue to be decided in a No Disqualification, Pay-Per-View </title>
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    <description>KUALA LUMPUR--The High Court, in a landmark ruling today, declared that Muslims and Christians will have to settle their dispute over the usage of the word Allah in a No Disqualification, Pay-Per-Vi</description>
    <pubDate>Thu, 21 Jan 2010 08:35:03 GMT</pubDate>
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    <title>Jan 8, Entertainment </title>
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    <description>Funny entertainment news.</description>
    <pubDate>Fri, 08 Jan 2010 07:04:02 GMT</pubDate>
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    <title>Jan 6, Funny horoscopes for January 6, 2010</title>
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    <description>Funny horoscopes for January 6, 2010</description>
    <pubDate>Wed, 06 Jan 2010 03:36:53 GMT</pubDate>
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    <title>Jan 4, Damn Funny News </title>
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    <description>A website containing funny news and funny headlines to help you take life a little less seriously. </description>
    <pubDate>Mon, 04 Jan 2010 07:10:01 GMT</pubDate>
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    <title>Jan 4, Awek Bertudung Best wins big at Handphone Pornography Awards</title>
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    <description>KUALA LUMPUR--Awek Bertudung Best became a surprise hit at the 8th annual Boh Handphone Pornography Awards, winning 7 of the 8 categories it was nominated in. </description>
    <pubDate>Mon, 04 Jan 2010 07:01:09 GMT</pubDate>
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    <title>Jan 4, Illegal night express bus racing ring cracked down</title>
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    <description>KUALA LUMPUR--For night express bus passengers, the nightmare of sitting on a bus, unaware that they are part of a race is finally over. The night express bus illegal racing ring, which has been opera</description>
    <pubDate>Mon, 04 Jan 2010 06:34:45 GMT</pubDate>
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    <title>Jan 4, PR unveils new set of acronyms to rival BN&#39;s acronyms.</title>
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    <description>KUALA LUMPUR--Following BN&#39;s unveiling of their new acronym, NKRA, and with the elections anticipated in 2011, PR has followed suit and unveiled their own letter combinations </description>
    <pubDate>Mon, 04 Jan 2010 03:59:12 GMT</pubDate>
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    <title>Jan 4, Government: 1Malaysia Transformation Plant to be implemented by next month</title>
    <link>http://www.damn-funny-news.com/1malaysia-transformation-plant.html</link>
    <description>After much delay, the government has finally unveiled the new 1Malaysia Transformation Plant, ready to be implemented by the end of next month</description>
    <pubDate>Mon, 04 Jan 2010 03:59:12 GMT</pubDate>
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    <title>Jan 4, Kevin Durant disappointed he could only give 100</title>
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    <description>LOS ANGELES--Speaking to the media after an 111-108 loss to the Los Angeles Lakers, Oklahoma City Thunder forward Kevin Durant said he was disappointed he could only give 100 to the team.</description>
    <pubDate>Mon, 04 Jan 2010 03:59:12 GMT</pubDate>
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    <title>Jan 4, Sports</title>
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    <description>Funny sports news</description>
    <pubDate>Mon, 04 Jan 2010 03:59:12 GMT</pubDate>
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    <title>Jan 4, AirAsia offers new &quot;Get the fuck out of here&quot; promotion</title>
    <link>http://www.damn-funny-news.com/airasia-offer.html</link>
    <description>After noticing the growing discontent among the non-bumiputras in Malaysia, AirAsia has capitalised on it and launched the &quot;Get the fuck out of here&quot; promotion</description>
    <pubDate>Mon, 04 Jan 2010 03:59:12 GMT</pubDate>
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    <title>Jan 4, Business</title>
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    <description>Funny business news</description>
    <pubDate>Mon, 04 Jan 2010 03:59:12 GMT</pubDate>
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    <title>Jan 4, Funny horoscopes</title>
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    <description>Funny horoscopes </description>
    <pubDate>Mon, 04 Jan 2010 03:59:12 GMT</pubDate>
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    <title>Jan 4, eBay allows Cyber Black Friday shoppers to virtually trample employees online.</title>
    <link>http://www.damn-funny-news.com/black-friday.html</link>
    <description> Online shoppers on Black Friday who miss the rush of shopping and the realistic feel of trampling employees to death under their feet don&#39;t need to worry. On eBay, their needs can be fulfilled</description>
    <pubDate>Mon, 04 Jan 2010 03:59:12 GMT</pubDate>
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    <title>Jan 4, Funny horoscopes</title>
    <link>http://www.damn-funny-news.com/funny-horoscopes-dec-23-2009.html</link>
    <description>Funny horoscopes for Dec 23, 2009</description>
    <pubDate>Mon, 04 Jan 2010 03:59:12 GMT</pubDate>
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    <title>Jan 4, Sabahan braves sea to reach Peninsular</title>
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    <description>Mojintun, an 18 year old Sabahan from the foothills of Mount Kinabalu, travelled to Kuala Lumpur on a sampan using only desire, determination, and the North Star.</description>
    <pubDate>Mon, 04 Jan 2010 03:59:12 GMT</pubDate>
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    <title>Jan 4, &quot;The Very Hungry Caterpillar Gets Eaten By The Very Hungry Bird&quot;...</title>
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    <description>NEW YORK--The Very Hungry Caterpillar Gets Eaten By The Very Hungry Bird, the sequel to Eric Carle&#39;s world famous children&#39;s book, the Very Hungry Caterpillar, has finally hit bookshelves worldwide</description>
    <pubDate>Mon, 04 Jan 2010 03:59:12 GMT</pubDate>
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